Tuesday, August 29, 2006
The Babykeeper
Even I'm shocked by The Babykeeper, sold as an infant carrier style seat for Moms on the go who gotta go.
The only thing that makes this even slightly acceptable is the fact that it's designed for Moms. Obviously, Dads would never strap their kids to a poop-stained public restroom door within easy reach of the stall handle allowing the kid to swing out into the middle of the bathroom exposing Dad's advanced high-speed butt-wiping skills to the world.
Moms - here's a tip: Oh, never mind. If you're thinking about this $60.00 piece of crap to let you crap because you don't give a crap while you're shopping for other crap, then you won't listen to MY advice, will you?
The only thing that makes this even slightly acceptable is the fact that it's designed for Moms. Obviously, Dads would never strap their kids to a poop-stained public restroom door within easy reach of the stall handle allowing the kid to swing out into the middle of the bathroom exposing Dad's advanced high-speed butt-wiping skills to the world.
Moms - here's a tip: Oh, never mind. If you're thinking about this $60.00 piece of crap to let you crap because you don't give a crap while you're shopping for other crap, then you won't listen to MY advice, will you?
Refilling Dog Bowl
Portable potty for the little kids? Nope.
Nasty trick for your drunk roommate? Nope.
Officially, it's a Refilling Dog Bowl, but c'mon, you know they're thinking gags. At first, I was a little offended that the plastic bottle wasn't included, but then I realized that a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew should really be the purchaser's problem.
Nasty trick for your drunk roommate? Nope.
Officially, it's a Refilling Dog Bowl, but c'mon, you know they're thinking gags. At first, I was a little offended that the plastic bottle wasn't included, but then I realized that a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew should really be the purchaser's problem.
Monday, August 07, 2006
Rocking Horse Toilet
Although the pommel is a little disturbing, this is a wonderful concept! The Rocking Horse Toilet features foot rests to elevate your legs. As everyone knows (including me, as of 5 minutes ago), it's much healthier to poop from a squatting position. Why, hemorrhoids are almost unknown in countries that feature filthy holes in the ground to poop in! I'm not sure if that's because these countries don't know what hemorrhoids are, or because you die much sooner than you'd develop them.
Hmm... Maybe the pommel is for those really tough Number 2s...
Hmm... Maybe the pommel is for those really tough Number 2s...
