Tuesday, August 29, 2006
The Babykeeper
Even I'm shocked by The Babykeeper, sold as an infant carrier style seat for Moms on the go who gotta go.
The only thing that makes this even slightly acceptable is the fact that it's designed for Moms. Obviously, Dads would never strap their kids to a poop-stained public restroom door within easy reach of the stall handle allowing the kid to swing out into the middle of the bathroom exposing Dad's advanced high-speed butt-wiping skills to the world.
Moms - here's a tip: Oh, never mind. If you're thinking about this $60.00 piece of crap to let you crap because you don't give a crap while you're shopping for other crap, then you won't listen to MY advice, will you?
The only thing that makes this even slightly acceptable is the fact that it's designed for Moms. Obviously, Dads would never strap their kids to a poop-stained public restroom door within easy reach of the stall handle allowing the kid to swing out into the middle of the bathroom exposing Dad's advanced high-speed butt-wiping skills to the world.
Moms - here's a tip: Oh, never mind. If you're thinking about this $60.00 piece of crap to let you crap because you don't give a crap while you're shopping for other crap, then you won't listen to MY advice, will you?
