Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Look out, Fuddrucker's! It's the Cheeseburger in a Can!
Since I skipped over the muffler-attached burger cooker (it was a design project, and not actually for sale), I've had a wanted a burger real bad. Instead of that, I found what is probably a real bad burger.
Don't be put off by it's cat-food-style packaging. This can contains one hunk o' 100% real manly food. It's the Cheeseburger in a Can, and it's gonna send you straight to the can! Lucky for you, it has 14,0% g / 100g of Eiweiss, because it's tough to get good Eiweiss in the USA.
Just watch the fine print: "Das nicht fur gedigestun. May causen pukengruben und loosenpoopen."
Don't be put off by it's cat-food-style packaging. This can contains one hunk o' 100% real manly food. It's the Cheeseburger in a Can, and it's gonna send you straight to the can! Lucky for you, it has 14,0% g / 100g of Eiweiss, because it's tough to get good Eiweiss in the USA.
Just watch the fine print: "Das nicht fur gedigestun. May causen pukengruben und loosenpoopen."
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Honey, your butt's already big enough
But if you disagree, by all means get yourself a Walking Chair and see how wide you can grow that booty. For a mere 15,000 euros, which converts to something like a bazillion yen, you can take your slackerness to new lows. Next day shipping, but no clue if shipping is included. I guess I could have added one to my shopping cart, but, geez, c'mon, who's got the energy to click all those extra times?
By the way, the "-licious" at the end of "bootylicious" isn't Greek for ginormous. The Walking Chair isn't going to help.
By the way, the "-licious" at the end of "bootylicious" isn't Greek for ginormous. The Walking Chair isn't going to help.
