Joe's Christmas list

I can't quite tell if the model demonstrating the Hula Chair looks more like she's being tortured or pleasured. Based on the side advertisement for the "Lover's Cushion," I'm betting that she's having a bit of fun. And aligning her spine, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

I tried. I searched. I Googled. Sorry, but I can't find a video of this puppy in action.

From the "hide in plain sight" department comes the "Brief Safe". I know, why spend money when you can make your own for free, but it's probably worth it when you think about it. Really, you won't have to dump a load of money for these.

I wonder if Chris Thomas collects royalties on every pair sold? Wasn't he the guy who thought about color-coding his shorts to make sure they go on the right way?

I bet the professor is looking at this and thinking, "Dang, if only I had a Discovery Liquid Power Digital Clock on the island, I could have figured out the schedule of rescue ships. Or maybe even Maryanne's schedule..."

Mmmmmmm... Maryanne...

Oh, sorry, got off track a little. Anyway, with a little OJ and Soy Sauce, you can always tell the time. Add in some rum and vodka, and the alarm goes off at Happy Hour.