Thursday, March 23, 2006
On Target
Hate talking while taking a leak? Well, now you have an excuse not to respond if you're using the On Target Video Game Urinal. Who would even try to distract you if you're getting close to the bonus level?
Be sure to hold it in for a while. It's pressure sensitive, so don't expect to blow up the mother ship if you're just going to dribble a little out.
What's next? Some flight simulator where you drop bombs on the 7th Fleet? (think about it...)
Be sure to hold it in for a while. It's pressure sensitive, so don't expect to blow up the mother ship if you're just going to dribble a little out.
What's next? Some flight simulator where you drop bombs on the 7th Fleet? (think about it...)
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Never Empty Beer Mug
Another drinking product that I couldn't find the manufacturer, just a reseller. The Never Empty Beer Mug joins technology and beer together to protect you from the horror of ... gasp ... NO BEER IN MY MUG!!!!! Perhaps you're too busy to notice that your beer is getting low - you'll be warned. Perhaps you're too drunk to realize - uh, well, maybe this isn't such a great idea.
Oh, wait, what was that? Right. I'll be right back. I'm getting low on beer. Yeah, I heard you! Shut up already!
Oh, wait, what was that? Right. I'll be right back. I'm getting low on beer. Yeah, I heard you! Shut up already!
Lover's Cups
"I drink alone... Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be..."
...communicating wirelessly with another lonely geek drinker using Lover's Cups. Thanks to George Thorogood for inspiring this MIT project, which, I'm sorry to say, isn't actually a product.
...communicating wirelessly with another lonely geek drinker using Lover's Cups. Thanks to George Thorogood for inspiring this MIT project, which, I'm sorry to say, isn't actually a product.
OUCH - Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder
Not sure if anybody remembers The Ex, but if you do, then OUCH - The Voodoo Doll Toothpick Holder is for you. I couldn't find the manufacturer.
Now, if only I could get a lock of hair...
Now, if only I could get a lock of hair...
Friday, March 03, 2006
Glo Leash
An unheard-of two postings in one day!
OK, so, let's say that you just watched a Star Wars movie. Any of them. Now, let's say that you're puppy has pissed you off a little. Maybe he peed just a little in the corner of the kitchen. Check out the Glo Leash and think that you can now have a light saber duel with Darth Puppy!
OK, so, let's say that you just watched a Star Wars movie. Any of them. Now, let's say that you're puppy has pissed you off a little. Maybe he peed just a little in the corner of the kitchen. Check out the Glo Leash and think that you can now have a light saber duel with Darth Puppy!
Hidden Passages
Paranoia runs deep. Into your heart it will creep. It starts when you think that HiddenPassageways is selling something you need!
OK, so maybe you've been taking some recent movies to heart. Or maybe you just want to be like Bruce Wayne and have a door that only you know how to open. And damn me for not blogging the Shakespeare bust light switch before Entertainment Earth took it off the web site. What a one-two marketing punch that would have been.
Anyway, bonus points if anybody is thinking of Buffalo Springfield right now. Everybody look what's going down.
OK, so maybe you've been taking some recent movies to heart. Or maybe you just want to be like Bruce Wayne and have a door that only you know how to open. And damn me for not blogging the Shakespeare bust light switch before Entertainment Earth took it off the web site. What a one-two marketing punch that would have been.
Anyway, bonus points if anybody is thinking of Buffalo Springfield right now. Everybody look what's going down.
