Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Photo Tissue Box
Use your own imagination when you look at the Photo Tissue Box. I've managed to disgust myself tonight.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Anti-pimp your ride
All of the links on the webpage for Horntones point right back to the main page, giving the site that joke feel, but they do make the "under construction" claim. Maybe.
This item turns your car horn into the world's worst iPod speaker. It looks like you'll be able to load it up with your favorite MP3 files, and play them when you lean on the horn. The next time some bastard cuts you off on the interstate, you can give them a good dose of "Lovin' you is easy cuz you're beautiful." Bitch in a minivan takes the last spot in front of Bass Pro shops? Blast her out of that spot with "Feelings... whoa whoa whoa feelings..."
OK, so maybe you won't load it up with whussy music. Just don't give your neighbor a friendly toot-toot with "I can't drive... FIFTY FIVE!" when the county police are driving by.
This item turns your car horn into the world's worst iPod speaker. It looks like you'll be able to load it up with your favorite MP3 files, and play them when you lean on the horn. The next time some bastard cuts you off on the interstate, you can give them a good dose of "Lovin' you is easy cuz you're beautiful." Bitch in a minivan takes the last spot in front of Bass Pro shops? Blast her out of that spot with "Feelings... whoa whoa whoa feelings..."
OK, so maybe you won't load it up with whussy music. Just don't give your neighbor a friendly toot-toot with "I can't drive... FIFTY FIVE!" when the county police are driving by.
Sunday, February 11, 2007
Talking Urinal Cakes
Except for the 800-numbers on some of the plastic covers over urinal cakes, you're pretty much free from the constant onslaught of marketing while you're taking a leak. And that's about the only time. The newspaper you read while sitting on the crapper is chock full of ads. Web pages, TV shows, radio shows - all packed with commercials. But you're isolated in your own little private porcelain cone of silence a couple of times a day, right?
Wrong. Now, thanks to Wizmark's Interactive Urinal Communicator, you're a potential customer even as you drain out that last beer. And it's not enough to just see some corporate logo. These will TALK to you. One thing I can bet they'll never mention is adult diapers, because if talking urinal cakes start showing up where I'm drinking beer, I'll just switch to Depends and avoid them altogether!
Wrong. Now, thanks to Wizmark's Interactive Urinal Communicator, you're a potential customer even as you drain out that last beer. And it's not enough to just see some corporate logo. These will TALK to you. One thing I can bet they'll never mention is adult diapers, because if talking urinal cakes start showing up where I'm drinking beer, I'll just switch to Depends and avoid them altogether!
