Joe's Christmas list

From the "hide in plain sight" department comes the "Brief Safe". I know, why spend money when you can make your own for free, but it's probably worth it when you think about it. Really, you won't have to dump a load of money for these.

I wonder if Chris Thomas collects royalties on every pair sold? Wasn't he the guy who thought about color-coding his shorts to make sure they go on the right way?