Joe's Christmas list

I bet the professor is looking at this and thinking, "Dang, if only I had a Discovery Liquid Power Digital Clock on the island, I could have figured out the schedule of rescue ships. Or maybe even Maryanne's schedule..."

Mmmmmmm... Maryanne...

Oh, sorry, got off track a little. Anyway, with a little OJ and Soy Sauce, you can always tell the time. Add in some rum and vodka, and the alarm goes off at Happy Hour.