Joe's Christmas list

But if you disagree, by all means get yourself a Walking Chair and see how wide you can grow that booty. For a mere 15,000 euros, which converts to something like a bazillion yen, you can take your slackerness to new lows. Next day shipping, but no clue if shipping is included. I guess I could have added one to my shopping cart, but, geez, c'mon, who's got the energy to click all those extra times?

By the way, the "-licious" at the end of "bootylicious" isn't Greek for ginormous. The Walking Chair isn't going to help.