Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Tanning Shower
Lazy? Obviously. Loaded with disposable cash? Apparently. Blessed with common sense? Nope.
Well, the Idrolux Tanning Shower is for you. Slap on the cocoa butter, jump in the shower, flip on the tanning light (which probably doubles as a mosquito killer, saving you from getting malaria in the bathroom, so maybe there is one plus), and by the time you've soaped up your nether regions, they'll be golden brown. Or order with a different light if you prefer your gonads to have that ruddy, outdoorsman look.
But if you're the type to want one of these, is there any chance that anybody's going to admire for all-over tan, no matter how clean it is?
Well, the Idrolux Tanning Shower is for you. Slap on the cocoa butter, jump in the shower, flip on the tanning light (which probably doubles as a mosquito killer, saving you from getting malaria in the bathroom, so maybe there is one plus), and by the time you've soaped up your nether regions, they'll be golden brown. Or order with a different light if you prefer your gonads to have that ruddy, outdoorsman look.
But if you're the type to want one of these, is there any chance that anybody's going to admire for all-over tan, no matter how clean it is?
