Joe's Christmas list

Although I do aspire to someday have an office of my own in which I can fart to my heart's content, I currently share a cozy duplex cubicle with <gasp> a polite lady! No one-cheek-sneaks for me.

But wait... Now there's theFlat-D "Your Safe Chair" charcoal-powered seat cover! Now, if I can just get something to cover up the sound.