Joe's Christmas list

This is probably going to be a couple of hundred bucks when it's available in April, so maybe a few of you who dissed me at Chriskwanzukah want to kick in a few bucks each to get me a SPOTWAVE | ZEN. Billed as "Intelligent Indoor Wireless Coverage System" which will "improve your cell phone coverage at home," this is just the thing I need to make my Verizon cell phone "service" (note - those quotes are the sarcastic wiggling-my-fingers quotes) work at home.

C'mon - I just want to be able to call my Mom!