Joe's Christmas list

So let's say you've been reading along. Some of my posts may have driven you to drink, then along came the Uber Tap (wish I knew how to get an umlaut over that 'U'). Better think twice before getting in that VW Beetle and ending up just another bug on some semi's windshield.

Or better yet, don't think about it. Just get yourself The Sobrietor and get sentenced to sobriety. Ouch. I can't believe I typed that.

Anybody seen my beer?