Joe's Christmas list

I think I could wear these. No, I don't wear a suit to work, but I go to enough weddings that a nice pair of ICuffs could be nice.

I do have a couple of problems with the whole marketing of these things:

• Empower1ng, F1rst, 1mpress1on. Enough w1th the ones. 1 mean, do 1 really want to see them? And what about replacing the letter 'o' with a zero?
  
• Is Money Green really a Crayola-authorized color? And does the color on the website look anything like money?
  
• Thankfully, we have yet another way to spell "KuL."
  
• Apparently, these guys don't read any other marketing material. None. Ever. Otherwise, I can't imagine why the 'I' is capitalized. "iKuffs" would be so much more hip.
  

So, what are you waiting for? Order me some. Christmas is coming!