Sunday, December 13, 2015
Survival kit. Because I want to survive.
4 1/2 years since my last post. Guess there's nothing I want for Christmas.
On the other hand, I think I'm going to need something like a survival kit in the not-too-distant future.
11 shopping days 'til Christmas 2015. You can do what you want with this.
On the other hand, I think I'm going to need something like a survival kit in the not-too-distant future.
11 shopping days 'til Christmas 2015. You can do what you want with this.
Monday, July 25, 2011
Mithril Jacket
I can't believe that it's been over a year since I found something on the Internet worth buying. That changed today.
If you know me, you know that I spend a fair amount of time in the woods. You may not know that I've ruined a good number of t-shirts and jeans by getting them caught in thorns and prickers. My favorite rain jacket is not so water resistant anymore because of a million little holes in the outer shell.
I am also one of the few people who have read all the Lord of the Rings books and is willing to admit it.
Combine these two things, and you can well imagine that I've been waiting years to buy a Mithril Kevlar Jacket.
It's a little pricey, so find a friend and go in halfsies. I'm probably an XL.
If you know me, you know that I spend a fair amount of time in the woods. You may not know that I've ruined a good number of t-shirts and jeans by getting them caught in thorns and prickers. My favorite rain jacket is not so water resistant anymore because of a million little holes in the outer shell.
I am also one of the few people who have read all the Lord of the Rings books and is willing to admit it.
Combine these two things, and you can well imagine that I've been waiting years to buy a Mithril Kevlar Jacket.
It's a little pricey, so find a friend and go in halfsies. I'm probably an XL.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Meetings. Drowsy. Just stop fighting it.
I'm definitely not getting as much sleep as I need to. I'm starting to consider stepping up the work attire by a notch. Father's Day is coming. What other reasons do you people need to pick me up a Pillow Tie?
The problem I really have is that the puddle of drool that my cheek wallows in tends to wake me up. The Pillow Tie will keep my cheek safely away from the drool.
If nobody picks me out a nice one, I'll have to pick my own, and we all know how fantastically current my taste in ties is. Help me out!
The problem I really have is that the puddle of drool that my cheek wallows in tends to wake me up. The Pillow Tie will keep my cheek safely away from the drool.
If nobody picks me out a nice one, I'll have to pick my own, and we all know how fantastically current my taste in ties is. Help me out!
Friday, March 05, 2010
JetLev Flyer
Start saving up for Christmas now, folks. You don't need to get me any shirts, pants, chocolates, or anything else. My stocking can be completely empty, as long as I find one set of keys to a JetLev Flyer under the tree.
Make my Christmas merry in 2010.
Make my Christmas merry in 2010.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
EverLed
Don't ask me to translate the web page. I think it has something to do with a giant lizard that destroys a village while salarymen in their underwear slide along icy pavement into the waiting bosoms of wide-eyed cartoon girls.
Honestly, I've been waiting for these. Panasonic will be selling the EverLed in Japan soon. I really don't care at all how much they cost or how cheap they are to run. I just want to replace the bulbs in that stupid light over my stairs with ones that won't burn out until Matt's old enough to come over to his decrepit father's decrepit house and change them for me!
Honestly, I've been waiting for these. Panasonic will be selling the EverLed in Japan soon. I really don't care at all how much they cost or how cheap they are to run. I just want to replace the bulbs in that stupid light over my stairs with ones that won't burn out until Matt's old enough to come over to his decrepit father's decrepit house and change them for me!
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Expectant Moms Look Here!
Unfortunately, I don't think I have any pregnant friends right now. If I did, I'd love to see them in the Loading... Please Wait Maternity Shirt.
I know I should be making fun of this somehow, but everybody knows about my soft spot.
I know I should be making fun of this somehow, but everybody knows about my soft spot.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Snot just for breakfast anymore!
I actually felt slightly sick to my stomach after reading about the NoseFrida. Go ahead, check it out.
It's almost too much to joke about. I'll just hit some important points:
1. It gives new meaning to "Going green." I know the American Indians prided themselves on using all parts of the buffalo, but I bet even they would pass this up.
2. In Swedish, "Frida" means "oyster."
3. I never inhaled!
Oddly, the name of the picture of the blonde woman in the yellow shirt is something like "bad-hair-mom.jpg." Apparently, they were already using "disgusting-snot-sucking-probably-stoned-mom.jpg" for something else.
It's almost too much to joke about. I'll just hit some important points:
1. It gives new meaning to "Going green." I know the American Indians prided themselves on using all parts of the buffalo, but I bet even they would pass this up.
2. In Swedish, "Frida" means "oyster."
3. I never inhaled!
Oddly, the name of the picture of the blonde woman in the yellow shirt is something like "bad-hair-mom.jpg." Apparently, they were already using "disgusting-snot-sucking-probably-stoned-mom.jpg" for something else.
